LEGENDARYFull Send
Wrong Hole…She Didn't Say Stop
Twelve-Foot Test champion. The filthy hero polo.
Polo / Apparel
The Slogan Vault
The canon, in public.
Every founding slogan and every community submission the robins approved. Vote up your favorites and watch them climb from In the Nest to Dropped. The top of the board gets made.
52
Slogans in the Vault
13
Already Dropped / Legendary
91,117
Total Votes Cast
LEGENDARYFull Send
Cart Path Sucks Ass
The hero trucker. Everyone's first purchase.
Hat / Trucker
LEGENDARYEat the Rich
The Cunty Club
Flagship anti-club crest. Full parody identity.
Anti-Club
LEGENDARYFull Send
BDE — Big Dick Energy
Sells itself at every member-guest.
Hat / Trucker
DROPPEDFull Send
Play Fast and Eat Ass
Pace-of-play anthem.
Hat / Trucker
LEGENDARYInnuendo
Birdie Bunny
Ladies' line anchor. Soft pink + gold robin.
Ladies / Mistress
LEGENDARYInnuendo
E9
The franchise mark. The brand's swoosh.
Hat / Trucker
DROPPEDFull Send
Wrong Hole
The two-word version.
Polo / Apparel
ON THE TEEInnuendo
Chick-fil-A on a PJ
Private-jet absurd-wealth flex. Limited PJ Drop.
Meme / Drop
DROPPEDInnuendo
Side Action
The bet / the mistress. Double meaning is the point.
Polo / Apparel
ON THE TEEInnuendo
That's Alright, That's OK — We'll Just Drink More Chardonnay
Cart-girl anthem. Embroidered script.
Ladies / Mistress
DROPPEDInnuendo
Embedded
Rules-term + recurring drop theme. Premium pima.
Polo / Apparel
ON THE TEEEat the Rich
The Patriarchy
Worn straight-faced. The thesis piece.
Anti-Club
DROPPEDInnuendo
Cart Path Only Blows
The gateway. Rope hat, gold robins.
Hat / Trucker
DROPPEDInnuendo
Bogey Baller
Self-deprecating flex. Best-seller energy.
Hat / Trucker
DROPPEDInnuendo
Loose Impediment
Rules-term, ladies' cut. Elegant filth.
Ladies / Mistress
ON THE TEEFull Send
Smash Wives Bang Drives
Back Nine anthem.
Polo / Apparel
ON THE TEEEat the Rich
White Collar Crime
The member's confession.
Anti-Club
ON THE TEEInnuendo
Drinkin' & Pressin'
The gambling degenerate's hat.
Hat / Trucker
IN THE NESTFull Send
Taking Dongs and Hitting Bombs
The send-it queen.
Ladies / Mistress
ON THE TEEInnuendo
Casual Water
Looks 100% legit at the club.
Polo / Apparel
IN THE NESTEat the Rich
Do You Know Who I Am? (My Dad's a Lawyer)
Trust-fund satire.
Anti-Club
IN THE NESTInnuendo
Breaks Towards the Ocean
The universal misread-putt cope.
Meme / Drop
IN THE NESTFull Send
Put It Inside Me, I Have a Headache
The "gimme" putt joke.
Ladies / Mistress
ON THE TEEInnuendo
Lost Ball Lateral
Pure rules-term elegance.
Polo / Apparel
IN THE NESTEat the Rich
I Like My Wine Older Than My Women
Old-money lech archetype, satirized.
Anti-Club
IN THE NESTFull Send
Pound Town
Destination unknown.
Polo / Apparel
IN THE NESTFull Send
Cut You Slut!
Putting-green screaming energy. Sticker + tee.
Meme / Drop
IN THE NESTInnuendo
Bad Bogey Golf
Sub-brand for the proudly mediocre.
Meme / Drop
IN THE NESTInnuendo
Throwing Darts and Breaking Hearts
Visor + tee dress.
Ladies / Mistress
IN THE NESTEat the Rich
Make Me a Sandwich
Locker-room bravado, played as character satire.
Polo / Apparel
ON THE TEEInnuendo
Venmo Me
Settle the bets. The transactional gag.
Hat / Trucker
IN THE NESTInnuendo
Shit Lie
Universal golf truth.
Polo / Apparel
IN THE NESTFull Send
BJ's and Bed
Birdies, Jobs? You decide.
Ladies / Mistress
IN THE NESTFull Send
2 Close Balls
Innuendo on a serious polo.
Polo / Apparel
IN THE NESTInnuendo
Golf Balls? I'll Start Looking When They Stop Making Them
Slow-play philosopher tee.
Meme / Drop
IN THE NESTFull Send
Bang 6's Chase 9's
The handicap/rating double entendre.
Polo / Apparel
IN THE NESTInnuendo
LCR — Lift Clean & Replace
Rules acronym, filthy subtext. Towel + polo.
Polo / Apparel
IN THE NESTInnuendo
Brunch and Bail
The member's-wife schedule.
Ladies / Mistress
IN THE NESTInnuendo
Got Elk Fence?
"I'm into weird shit." Castle Pines deep cut.
Hat / Trucker
IN THE NESTFull Send
G2F — Guaranteed To Finish
Cryptic crest. Innuendo.
Polo / Apparel
IN THE NESTInnuendo
How Can You Score in These Conditions?
Double meaning, elegant.
Polo / Apparel
IN THE NESTInnuendo
Under Repair
The hungover / divorced man's polo.
Polo / Apparel
IN THE NESTFull Send
Does Anyone Know Any Hard Games?
Innuendo classic.
Polo / Apparel
IN THE NESTInnuendo
Pencil Whipped Again
Scorecard honesty / marriage joke.
Hat / Trucker
IN THE NESTFull Send
NLTF — Not Likely To Finish
The honest sibling of G2F.
Polo / Apparel
IN THE NESTInnuendo
Missed the Hole
Tamer sibling for the club crowd.
Polo / Apparel
IN THE NESTInnuendo
If You Can't Be Good, Be Fast
Hat / Trucker
IN THE NESTFull Send
Boast and Hos
Toast & hosting pun.
Polo / Apparel
IN THE NESTFull Send
Anal Tongue Darts
Back Nine / Vault only. Maximum send.
Polo / Apparel
IN THE NESTInnuendo
Salesman Saturday
The expense-account warrior.
Hat / Trucker
IN THE NESTInnuendo
Aces and Faces
Poker + golf degenerate.
Polo / Apparel
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