Wrong Hole…She Didn't Say Stop
Midnight Navy, white tipping
The Wrong Hole Polo
“Wrong Hole…She Didn't Say Stop”
$98
From twelve feet: an immaculate navy pima polo with a tasteful gold crest, white-tipped collar, the kind of thing that gets you waved through the gate. From twelve inches: the back collar tells the truth. This is the whole philosophy of the brand in one garment — country-club construction, locker-room confession, and a single smudge of lipstick on the white collar as the only thing louder than the joke.
Size
The Construction
- Peruvian pima cotton, 240gsm
- Self-fabric collar, mother-of-pearl buttons
- Left-chest gold robins crest
- Tonal back-collar embroidery (the tell)
- Tailored fit
Colorway
Midnight Navy, white tipping
Placement
Robins crest left chest · slogan tonal across back collar
The concept image prompt▾
Hyper-real luxury commercial product photography in the style of Peter Millar and Greyson Clothiers golf campaigns. Golden-hour light, shallow depth of field, 85mm, rich cinematic grade, deep forest greens and warm creams, fine film grain, ultra-detailed fabric texture. A small gold-thread embroidered crest of TWO ROBINS in elegant profile, one subtly looking the other way. A tailored midnight-navy pima cotton golf polo on a fit athletic male model, tucked, on a manicured fairway at dusk. Left chest: gold two-robins crest. Subtle tonal embroidery on the back collar reads "WRONG HOLE." A faint lipstick smudge on the white collar tipping is the only pop of red. GQ golf editorial.
